"It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like. " -- Nick Hornby

[caution may be a little crude]

One day little Jenny asked her mom if she could take the dog for a walk. her mother replied "Sorry honey but not today she's in heat" Jenny got confused ans went out to the garage to ask her father. she told her father what her mom had said. Jenny's dad took a rag with gas on it and rubbed it on the under side of the dog to mask the smell and said "ok go ahead jenny you can take the dog for a walk now.
jenny came back a half hour later with no dog. her Father aske her where the dog was Jenny relied "oh she ran out of gas. another dog is pushing her home"