"It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like. " -- Nick Hornby

Here are a couple of my thought on God:
Whenever someone says "God works in mysterious ways" what they really mean is "What the fuck, God? Why the hell do you keep makeing my life suck?"
Why does every country artist have to do some song about Jesus? What's the big deal? Ok we get it your a bible-beatin' redneck but do you really have to sing about it?
God doesn't hate gays. He's may be just a little pissed off 'cause they found a loop-hole in his system.

And finally:
God most likely just watches from up in heaven and does one of two thing
A) He laugh as us 'cause we are his Sit-com ,or
B) he just shakes his head and says "where did I go wrong?"